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Morning. Oh, morning.

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You off to work?

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Yeah, big date station today.

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Really? Yeah.

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Bigger than the day that you interviewed
the lady with an extra thumb?

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Possibly.

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Hopefully.

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Well, just be careful.

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Those people are crazy.

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Not to worry. They're more real crazy
than dangerous crazy.

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Well, they have to be some kind of
dangerous.

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You've been there for six months, and
you still haven't unpacked a thing.

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You know, I kind of get tired of packing
and unpacking, you know?

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Well, maybe it's time for this cowboy to
hang up the old spurs and the thick

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shooter and settle down on this ranch.

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Maybe I should.

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Giddy up.

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Let's see what's that.

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No.

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Give it to me.

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Uh -huh.

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in Cincinnati bringing you your daily
dose of rock and roll radio. Jennifer

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speaking.

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Mm -hmm.

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Hello, Mr. Carlson.

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Oh, no, he's not available right now.

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Where is he?

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At the doctor.

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And what is he doing there?

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He's getting penile implants.

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Yeah, sure, thanks.

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Good morning, Mr. Carlson.

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Call your mother when you get a chance.

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Thank you, Jennifer. Could you please
send Andy into my office when he gets

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here? Sure thing, Mr. Carlson.

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Good morning, Jennifer. How are you
doing?

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Well, there's something kind of big I
need to get off my chest, Andy.

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I can see that.

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So tell me, what's been eating you out?
I mean, eating at you, Jennifer.

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Well, you know, I usually only answer
three phone calls a day. Since this

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contest, I've been doing, like, ten.

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If this keeps up, I'm going to have to
ask for a raise.

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Understood, Jennifer. But, uh,

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have no fear. The contest is over as of
today.

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The finals will be in shortly, and
Johnny's going to decide who's won

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two front row tickets to be super tramp
tonight.

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Gee, what a relief.

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All that extra lifting? It's a strain on
my body.

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Yeah, a phone receiver can be a terribly
heavy thing.

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Good morning, Herb. You dropped your
load.

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Why don't you pick it up?

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Andy, Mr. Carlson wants to see you in
his office.

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Morning,

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Andy. Jennifer.

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Oh, my God.

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It's Howard Cosell.

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Somehow you don't look quite as hip in
person.

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Hardy har har, Johnny.

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In fact, it's, uh...

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Match my belt.

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That's all class, Steven.

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You look like something the Grateful
Dead left in Omaha.

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It was Albuquerque.

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Forget about me. I just ran out of
drugs.

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Johnny, shouldn't you be on the air?

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It's Supertrap day today.

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Supertrap.

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Day. Today.

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Oh, well, let's not forget about
Supertrap and all they did to those

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people. Then, to get shot.

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Wait. It's Martin Luther King Jr.

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Supertramp! Oh, the band. It's on
records. Yeah, well, they just served a

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holiday, too.

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Johnny.

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Hey. Just kidding. Just kidding.

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I'll take care of the finalists right
now.

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I'm taking care of it. I'm getting
prepped.

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It's a good thing.

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You got a new sponsor for this ad
tonight.

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You're paying mucho bucks for this.

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Who is it, Herb?

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Steve's used coffins, and his slogan is
fantastic.

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Don't worry, we've cleaned them out
already.

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Isn't that great?

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Wonderful, Herb.

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Best sales guy we have.

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Hey, wait a minute, Andy. I'm the only
sales guy.

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Hello there, Cincinnati.

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Venus Flatrap here to set the mood and
insert his...

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Big, meaty music deep inside your soul.

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It's Super Trap Day here at WKRP, when
it will be announced shortly upon the

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return of Johnny Fever, who will
hopefully be back in about 25 minutes or

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Until then, here's a couple from the
super group, Funky Ass Frankenstein.

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sexy. Your voice is like hot chocolate
mixed with butter and it's making me

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hungry and turning me on, honey.

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Let me ask you a question, baby. You
ever flown up to Venus?

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Because Venus is about to go down on
you.

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to see how fucking suave.

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Like the tickle flamingo?

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Yeah.

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It's my pussy.

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Yes.

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Let's go.

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That position feels so fucking good.

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You look so good inside this little pink
pussy.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah? Oh, fuck yeah.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, you're such a perfect fucking cunt.

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Catch anything yet?

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Just crabs and a phone call from Mama.

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Reminds me of how she owns this station.
If we don't turn a profit soon, she's

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going to turn this into an all -new
station.

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Les would like that.

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Les would like nothing better than the
United States to dig up in Rihanna and

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make McCarthy so he could protect us
from the communist threat at home.

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Les is a dingbat.

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Les is the best newsman we've got.

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Rock and roll is the best chance the
station's got of making a profit.

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I know, I know.

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Is that true?

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Yes, sir, Mr. Carlson.

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You should call Mother up. Oh, dear.

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Just let Mother know we've got
everything here under control. Oh, my.

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Let her know it's a super tramp
competition.

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We've got ourselves a real moneymaker on
our hands.

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Super tramp? That sounds explicit.

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I promise you, it's going to penetrate
our market share issues and enlarge our

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revenues. That sounds really explicit.

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You handle Mama, and I'll handle making
WKRP profitable.

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Hello, Mama.

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I'd like to talk to you about us
penetrating a super tramp and making

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enlarged.

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Yep, yep, yeah, no worries. We got you
covered.

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Okay, I gotta go.

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Andy!

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I got a new sale for today's contestant.
Well, that's great, Herb. Who is it?

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Geeko Cat Insurance.

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We got your cat covered.

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Except for fire, dogs, and Koreans.

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Wonderful. It's like we never had a
sales guy before you.

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Wait a minute.

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Wasn't a sales guy before me.

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Hey, Andy.

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How you doing, Bailey?

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I'm great, Andy. How are you doing? I'm
doing fantastic, thanks to you.

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That ticket promotion giveaway I did,
yours was brilliant.

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Aw, shucks, Andy. It was nothing.

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Nothing?

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And Bailey, you're just too modest. Tell
you what, that's the biggest promotion

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we've had at WKRP since... Well, since
we dropped those turkeys out of the

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helicopter for Thanksgiving.

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I would have guessed that turkeys can't
fly.

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A disaster there, but, you know, it was
big, and that's the point.

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Those poor turkeys, gobbling their way
down to Earth.

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Until, gobble, gobble.

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Bailey, you're doing a good job.

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I feel a certain promotion coming on for
a junior employee.

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Les?

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Les?

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Yes, who is it?

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It's Andy, Les. Can I come in?

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Andy? Of course you can.

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So, what can I do for you, Andy?

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Well, Les, I just wanted to come by and
tell you what a great job you did with

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the ticket promotion giveaway on the
news.

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I didn't see what any good newsman would
do.

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Report the news.

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And that's why I may even get another
Buckeye News Hawk Award.

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Or maybe even a Silver Cow.

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Or possibly a real office.

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The point is, you did a great job. Now
listen, could you help get those tickets

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ready with Bailey for this afternoon's
giveaway?

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I sure can, Andy.

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Well, that's great. Thank you very much,
Les.

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Oh.

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Make sure not to burn yourself on those
tickets now.

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They are hot.

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It was a joke, Les.

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Oh.

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Sure was. That was funny, Andy.

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Oh, and Andy?

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Yes? You will be replacing that door
that you just walked through, right?

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Yes, sir. In fact, I'll get the men's
guy on it right now. I bet I can even

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convince him to do it for free.

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So, Bailey, what'd you do with the
concert tickets?

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I didn't see much.

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No, Bailey, I never got concert tickets
from you. That's why I just asked for

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them now, so I could see where the
musician...

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Puffer T -Ramp is gonna perform.

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So how's it hanging, Jennifer?

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Standing, actually.

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Can I take you out to dinner, beautiful?

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I don't date a man who thinks plaid is a
color.

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How about a man who's about to be rich?

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I'm about ready to get paid for those
two big accounts.

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Do you know how much steak I can buy you
with that?

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Herb, I only dine on Kobe beef.

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You're more of a hamburger helper,
cheeseburger macaroni casserole.

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Meat is meat, Jennifer.

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Ah, what the hell. I don't have anything
better to do.

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Wow.

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Wanna fuck, baby?

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Yeah, you wanna fuck me now? Mm -hmm.

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Oh. Mm.

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Oh.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh.

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Oh, yeah. So good right there.

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Oh.

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It feels really good.

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Oh,

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it's so good.

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Oh, you have to... Oh, we've been in
this state for a long time.

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Oh, yeah.

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She is so good.

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I love it.

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Yeah, why don't you get up here so I can
fuckin' ride your cock. Yeah. Yeah, I

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01:04:45,220 --> 01:04:46,220
wanna ride.

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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This is so good.

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Yeah.

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Fucking good.

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I'm going to make you cum.

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Oh my god, I want you to cum so bad.

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I'm going to make you cum bad.

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I want you to cum all over my

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dirty little asshole.

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Come all over me fucking ass.

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Oh yeah, fuck. Oh my god, yeah.

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Oh yeah, fucking cum all over me, baby.

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Oh yeah.

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Fucking cum so much.

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Oh yeah.

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Cum all over my fucking dirty little
asshole.

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You want me to come, baby? Yeah, baby, I
want you to come.

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Oh, yeah, I can feel it.

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Oh. Oh.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Oh. Oh.

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Oh, fuck.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Wow.

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What's so important?

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Les and I really... Bailey lost the
concert tickets.

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What?

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Bailey lost the concert tickets.

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I'm shocked. Not deaf, Les. I was making
sure I heard you correctly. Bailey,

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what happened?

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I don't know, Andy. I thought I gave the
tickets to Les, but he didn't have

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01:20:49,460 --> 01:20:50,480
them. I'm so sorry.

259
01:20:52,120 --> 01:20:53,680
It's okay, Bailey. We'll figure
something out.

260
01:20:54,220 --> 01:20:55,740
I told you those were some hot tickets.

261
01:20:56,940 --> 01:20:58,480
Les, not now.

262
01:20:58,980 --> 01:20:59,980
Fine.

263
01:21:00,420 --> 01:21:03,360
As long as we have some time before the
finalists get here, we should be able to

264
01:21:03,360 --> 01:21:04,360
fix this.

265
01:21:06,320 --> 01:21:07,320
Too late.

266
01:21:08,320 --> 01:21:11,880
You must be our contest finalist. Yeah,
we're here for the Super Train ticket.

267
01:21:13,020 --> 01:21:14,320
How's the contest going to work?

268
01:21:15,100 --> 01:21:16,100
Listen,

269
01:21:17,360 --> 01:21:19,160
girls, I'd like you to meet Dr. Johnny
Fever.

270
01:21:19,580 --> 01:21:22,760
I'm going to take you to his DJ booth
and explain all the contest rules to

271
01:21:23,500 --> 01:21:24,500
Okay.

272
01:21:25,180 --> 01:21:26,880
I need you to keep them occupied.

273
01:21:30,560 --> 01:21:35,060
You want me to keep these two young,
beautiful, excited girls occupied?

274
01:21:38,350 --> 01:21:39,350
She's been kind of steady.

275
01:21:43,170 --> 01:21:44,170
Beautiful.

276
01:21:45,210 --> 01:21:46,210
Oh, hi.

277
01:21:48,350 --> 01:21:49,710
Okay, Andy.

278
01:21:50,330 --> 01:21:52,830
I'll do this one for you, but you owe
me.

279
01:21:54,030 --> 01:21:55,030
Ready?

280
01:21:55,610 --> 01:21:57,170
Let me tell you about Johnny Pierce.

281
01:21:57,430 --> 01:21:59,490
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, what's happening,
baby?

282
01:21:59,950 --> 01:22:00,950
Hey, Venus.

283
01:22:01,290 --> 01:22:02,990
What? Do me a favor.

284
01:22:03,910 --> 01:22:04,950
Tell us what takes your medicine.

285
01:22:05,410 --> 01:22:06,410
So am I.

286
01:22:06,450 --> 01:22:07,450
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

287
01:22:07,690 --> 01:22:09,130
Yes, I need your help on this one.

288
01:22:09,510 --> 01:22:10,990
I need you to go down to the stadium.

289
01:22:12,150 --> 01:22:14,750
Someway, somehow, you gotta come up with
two tickets to front row seats, baby.

290
01:22:16,550 --> 01:22:17,630
Fine, but you owe me.

291
01:22:18,830 --> 01:22:20,430
Yeah, I've heard that one a lot today.

292
01:22:21,850 --> 01:22:25,470
Les, Bailey, listen, I need you to go
through this entire office and see if

293
01:22:25,470 --> 01:22:26,510
can find those tickets somewhere.

294
01:22:26,870 --> 01:22:27,870
Okay. Got it.

295
01:22:38,860 --> 01:22:40,340
Hello, baby. The doctor is in.

296
01:22:40,660 --> 01:22:43,340
This is the Dr. Johnny Fever, and I got
the prescription you've been looking

297
01:22:43,340 --> 01:22:47,860
for. So act crass, say yes, give me some
tucking head, kiss my sticks, and let

298
01:22:47,860 --> 01:22:49,540
me slide into your velvet underground.

299
01:22:49,920 --> 01:22:53,140
This is the day, the big day, the day
you've been waiting for. This is Super

300
01:22:53,140 --> 01:22:54,140
Tramp Day.

301
01:22:54,220 --> 01:22:57,100
And I've got two hot young fathers for
you for me to choose. Who has won the

302
01:22:57,100 --> 01:23:00,240
front row tickets to see the one, the
only, Super Tramp? So what do you have

303
01:23:00,240 --> 01:23:01,240
say for yourselves?

304
01:23:02,060 --> 01:23:03,920
Thank you.

305
01:23:05,060 --> 01:23:07,500
All right, that's what I thought. Are
you girls ready to rock and roll?

306
01:23:07,840 --> 01:23:08,840
Yes!

307
01:23:10,540 --> 01:23:12,320
You girls are a real scream. You know
that?

308
01:23:12,780 --> 01:23:13,780
Yes.

309
01:23:14,300 --> 01:23:16,420
Okay, okay. All right. Contestant number
one.

310
01:23:18,380 --> 01:23:19,380
What's your name?

311
01:23:19,760 --> 01:23:21,160
Um, Bianca.

312
01:23:23,600 --> 01:23:26,120
Bianca, why do you think you deserve the
super tramp ticket?

313
01:23:26,660 --> 01:23:31,680
Well, because I really, really love
them, and I myself am a total super

314
01:23:33,420 --> 01:23:34,420
Oh, excuse me?

315
01:23:35,640 --> 01:23:37,100
I'm a huge super tramp.

316
01:23:37,380 --> 01:23:39,800
I just love the taste of it.

317
01:23:40,080 --> 01:23:41,240
Big sucks.

318
01:23:41,920 --> 01:23:43,400
Thank you, contestant number one.

319
01:23:43,700 --> 01:23:44,740
Thank you. Thank you very much.

320
01:23:45,160 --> 01:23:47,680
All right, let's talk to contestant
number two. Contestant number two.

321
01:23:48,680 --> 01:23:49,900
Contestant number two, what is your
name?

322
01:23:50,260 --> 01:23:51,380
Simone. Simone.

323
01:23:52,100 --> 01:23:54,460
And I'm a bigger super tramp than her.

324
01:23:54,980 --> 01:23:56,800
I'll demolish any cock that comes in my
way.

325
01:23:57,600 --> 01:23:58,599
Cock in the air?

326
01:23:58,600 --> 01:23:59,840
I thought you were just saying booger.

327
01:24:03,180 --> 01:24:05,040
Sorry, folks, I'm having some technical
difficulties.

328
01:24:05,340 --> 01:24:08,520
Now, while I decide which one of these
girls to give it to, which girl I decide

329
01:24:08,520 --> 01:24:12,360
to give the tickets to, I'm going to
play some music to keep your eardrums

330
01:24:12,360 --> 01:24:14,540
throbbing. This is the doctor.

331
01:24:15,140 --> 01:24:17,820
And I've got some physical to do.

332
01:24:21,120 --> 01:24:22,120
Okay, ladies.

333
01:24:22,620 --> 01:24:24,260
Who wants to talk about this concert?

334
01:24:24,780 --> 01:24:25,780
No,

335
01:24:31,120 --> 01:24:32,620
we need to talk about something
different.

336
01:24:33,560 --> 01:24:34,560
Yeah.

337
01:24:39,900 --> 01:24:40,900
No, no, no.

338
01:25:40,110 --> 01:25:41,130
Let me see those tips.

339
01:25:41,850 --> 01:25:43,050
Yeah, let me see those tips.

340
01:25:46,230 --> 01:25:47,790
Oh, yeah, take them off.

341
01:25:49,010 --> 01:25:50,010
Yeah.

342
01:25:50,190 --> 01:25:51,190
Show Johnny.

343
01:25:51,610 --> 01:25:55,430
Show Johnny Peters all that. Oh, yeah,
you can flip them pants off, too.

344
01:25:55,950 --> 01:25:57,610
Yeah, go ahead and flip them off.

345
01:25:58,010 --> 01:25:59,650
Let's see who's the super tramp here.

346
01:25:59,970 --> 01:26:00,970
I'll help you.

347
01:26:02,550 --> 01:26:04,970
Oh, yeah. Oh, that's good. Yeah, that's
the concept.

348
01:26:05,490 --> 01:26:06,490
Undress her. Yeah.

349
01:26:24,720 --> 01:26:25,720
All right, take him home.

350
01:26:57,640 --> 01:26:59,760
That's a dying life. Oh, yeah.

351
01:27:50,389 --> 01:27:54,490
Where are you coming from?

352
01:27:55,170 --> 01:27:56,170
Truly,

353
01:27:57,530 --> 01:27:59,450
this is going to be a tough contest to
judge.

354
01:28:55,230 --> 01:28:57,390
You are a super champ.

355
01:29:50,300 --> 01:29:51,300
Johnny likes it.

356
01:31:31,130 --> 01:31:32,130
She's winning.

357
01:31:32,370 --> 01:31:33,370
She's winning right now.

358
01:39:49,960 --> 01:39:50,960
Fuck it up!

359
01:39:51,660 --> 01:39:52,220
Come

360
01:39:52,220 --> 01:40:01,000
on.

361
01:40:01,160 --> 01:40:02,840
Up to the desk.

362
01:40:48,530 --> 01:40:50,510
Give me that fucking cock.

363
01:40:50,790 --> 01:40:51,790
That's what you want.

364
01:40:53,230 --> 01:40:55,150
Fuck a fucking cock in my pussy.

365
01:40:55,850 --> 01:40:56,910
I want it.

366
01:40:57,990 --> 01:40:59,170
Give it to me.

367
01:40:59,390 --> 01:41:01,290
How about you want it?

368
01:41:55,680 --> 01:41:59,300
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm fucking over
with my fucking car. I'm fucking

369
01:41:59,300 --> 01:42:01,260
kicking on my fucking car. Oh, my
fucking God.

370
01:42:01,600 --> 01:42:02,600
Oh, my God.

371
01:42:02,860 --> 01:42:03,860
Oh, my God.

372
01:44:22,890 --> 01:44:23,890
Yeah.

373
01:45:06,510 --> 01:45:07,510
Thank you.

374
01:46:29,840 --> 01:46:30,840
Yeah.

375
01:48:30,630 --> 01:48:33,910
Give her that big dick.

376
01:50:55,760 --> 01:50:56,760
Johnny loves you, baby.

377
01:50:59,940 --> 01:51:01,960
Where's Milo from, Johnny? Oh, yeah.

378
01:51:02,580 --> 01:51:03,580
He's coming right back.

379
01:51:43,790 --> 01:51:46,670
You fucking take my...

380
01:53:06,090 --> 01:53:07,970
Yeah. Fuck yeah.

381
01:53:08,730 --> 01:53:09,730
Yeah.

382
01:53:39,880 --> 01:53:40,880
Oh, yeah. Fuck this.

383
01:53:42,500 --> 01:53:44,020
Oh, yeah.

384
01:53:46,000 --> 01:53:47,000
Almost there.

385
01:53:47,040 --> 01:53:48,040
Almost there. One more time.

386
01:53:48,760 --> 01:53:51,900
Yeah, one more. I'm running around.
There you go. Stick it in. A couple

387
01:53:51,900 --> 01:53:53,000
here. And back up.

388
01:55:56,460 --> 01:55:58,940
Mother will be fuming mad when she finds
out about this.

389
01:55:59,560 --> 01:56:03,140
Yes, sir, I do believe she will. No
tickets for a ticket giveaway?

390
01:56:04,200 --> 01:56:08,860
When she gets angry, oh, she makes
Stalin look like a heavily mustached

391
01:56:08,860 --> 01:56:09,860
pussycat.

392
01:56:10,540 --> 01:56:14,480
Maybe she won't find out. Oh, she will.
She finds out about everything.

393
01:56:14,720 --> 01:56:19,120
She found out about the mayor's
interview fiasco. She found out about

394
01:56:19,120 --> 01:56:24,460
promotion fiasco. The fiasco when we
hired a dog to do a show. Oh, she'll

395
01:56:24,460 --> 01:56:26,360
out. There's a lot of fiascos.

396
01:56:26,740 --> 01:56:28,280
And those are just the ones lately.

397
01:56:28,780 --> 01:56:30,200
Oh, yeah, she'll find out.

398
01:56:30,700 --> 01:56:33,320
Well, if she finds out, I'm just going
to have to bite the bullet and go over

399
01:56:33,320 --> 01:56:34,980
there for myself and try to smooth
things over with her.

400
01:56:35,200 --> 01:56:39,120
Oh, yeah? Well, you're going to have to
bite a lot more than that to smooth this

401
01:56:39,120 --> 01:56:40,120
over.

402
01:56:46,040 --> 01:56:53,000
I don't

403
01:56:53,000 --> 01:56:53,898
see them anywhere.

404
01:56:53,900 --> 01:56:54,900
Me either.

405
01:56:54,960 --> 01:56:58,420
I think we should speak quietly, just in
case it's a communist plot.

406
01:56:58,820 --> 01:57:01,380
I read the KGB uses bugs now.

407
01:57:01,700 --> 01:57:04,060
If we're quiet, we may hear the buzzing.

408
01:57:07,220 --> 01:57:10,860
What? Could be the flies, the
mosquitoes, the beetles.

409
01:57:11,080 --> 01:57:12,320
Any bugs whatsoever.

410
01:57:12,880 --> 01:57:13,880
Sneaky red.

411
01:57:14,740 --> 01:57:17,900
Bless, I don't think it was the
Russians. And I don't think those

412
01:57:17,900 --> 01:57:18,980
even in this office anymore.

413
01:57:20,180 --> 01:57:21,700
Did you check the filing cabinet?

414
01:57:21,960 --> 01:57:22,960
No, not yet.

415
01:57:32,130 --> 01:57:33,130
Yes, ma 'am.

416
01:57:40,250 --> 01:57:41,209
Once again?

417
01:57:41,210 --> 01:57:42,210
Sir.

418
01:57:48,990 --> 01:57:50,170
I think I got something.

419
01:57:50,430 --> 01:57:51,430
Me too.

420
01:59:13,920 --> 01:59:15,240
Oh yeah.

421
01:59:46,030 --> 01:59:47,050
Oh yeah.

422
02:01:19,980 --> 02:01:20,980
Oh, yeah.

423
02:01:21,780 --> 02:01:22,780
Aha.

424
02:02:31,950 --> 02:02:33,010
So that's my puppy.

425
02:10:47,180 --> 02:10:48,540
Take that shit off my pussy, baby.

426
02:10:49,200 --> 02:10:50,200
Yeah.

427
02:10:51,160 --> 02:10:52,200
Oh, yeah.

428
02:10:53,380 --> 02:10:54,940
Fuck yeah. Give me that cock.

429
02:10:56,100 --> 02:10:57,100
Oh, yeah.

430
02:11:00,720 --> 02:11:01,720
Yeah.

431
02:11:02,400 --> 02:11:05,100
Oh, baby. Fuck that pussy, baby.

432
02:11:05,840 --> 02:11:06,840
Yeah.

433
02:11:07,320 --> 02:11:08,320
Oh, no.

434
02:11:09,040 --> 02:11:10,040
Oh,

435
02:11:11,020 --> 02:11:12,020
no.

436
02:11:13,480 --> 02:11:15,060
Just a little harder.

437
02:11:15,280 --> 02:11:16,280
No. Oh.

438
02:11:21,070 --> 02:11:22,610
Baby, I need your big hug inside me.

439
02:11:23,310 --> 02:11:24,790
Nice and deep like that.

440
02:11:25,790 --> 02:11:26,790
Thank you.

441
02:11:27,470 --> 02:11:28,750
You're a bad little girl.

442
02:11:29,490 --> 02:11:31,570
Oh, yeah, I have. Fuck yeah.

443
02:11:32,030 --> 02:11:33,030
Oh.

444
02:11:34,490 --> 02:11:37,890
Oh, yeah. You like that? Yeah, baby, I
like that.

445
02:11:38,490 --> 02:11:39,490
Fucking beautiful.

446
02:12:14,640 --> 02:12:17,060
You know I like it fucking hard and
dirty.

447
02:12:17,920 --> 02:12:19,420
Yeah, I know I do.

448
02:12:23,300 --> 02:12:26,440
Dirty little whore that I am. Fucking
dirty little whore.

449
02:19:35,559 --> 02:19:36,559
See you there.

450
02:21:37,710 --> 02:21:38,710
Yeah.

451
02:23:13,000 --> 02:23:15,180
We cannot find them. Not even one of
them.

452
02:23:15,400 --> 02:23:16,299
One of what?

453
02:23:16,300 --> 02:23:17,300
The tickets, of course.

454
02:23:17,620 --> 02:23:18,620
Hey, baby.

455
02:23:18,860 --> 02:23:19,960
Those girls are crazy.

456
02:23:20,700 --> 02:23:22,380
I can only hold them off a bit longer.

457
02:23:22,660 --> 02:23:25,740
Then one of you is going to have to find
Johnny's dealer and tell him Johnny's

458
02:23:25,740 --> 02:23:26,740
running late.

459
02:23:26,760 --> 02:23:27,860
Hold them off from what?

460
02:23:28,440 --> 02:23:30,000
From asking about those tickets, of
course.

461
02:23:31,580 --> 02:23:32,760
Has Mama called yet?

462
02:23:33,420 --> 02:23:34,800
Anybody have any luck with those
tickets?

463
02:23:35,080 --> 02:23:35,958
No, no luck.

464
02:23:35,960 --> 02:23:37,380
Not us, Andy. We tried.

465
02:23:40,170 --> 02:23:42,550
Well, I could probably handle both of
those problems if I get someone to come

466
02:23:42,550 --> 02:23:44,370
the studio and make sure my jizz is
flowing by 2 .30.

467
02:23:46,270 --> 02:23:47,270
Now,

468
02:23:48,790 --> 02:23:55,510
will someone please tell me what's going
on?

469
02:23:56,850 --> 02:23:59,910
Well, we can't find our front row
tickets to Supertramp anywhere. We've

470
02:23:59,910 --> 02:24:03,290
contest finalists waiting in the other
room over there. Mother Carlson's going

471
02:24:03,290 --> 02:24:05,350
to be calling any second now wanting to
know what's going on.

472
02:24:05,610 --> 02:24:07,110
That's what our problem is.

473
02:24:07,530 --> 02:24:08,930
Why didn't you just say something?

474
02:24:24,510 --> 02:24:25,830
Hi, it's Jennifer calling.

475
02:24:26,870 --> 02:24:28,110
I miss you too.

476
02:24:28,330 --> 02:24:29,330
How's the tour going?

477
02:24:31,730 --> 02:24:32,730
I see.

478
02:24:32,970 --> 02:24:36,630
Well, okay, so I know you're in
Cincinnati. Do you think I could get two

479
02:24:36,630 --> 02:24:38,110
row tickets for tonight's show?

480
02:24:40,310 --> 02:24:42,070
Great. Do you think you could leave them
at will call?

481
02:24:43,790 --> 02:24:46,910
Perfect. Maybe I'll come by and see you
later. Give you a little something, you

482
02:24:46,910 --> 02:24:47,749
know.

483
02:24:47,750 --> 02:24:48,750
Bye.

484
02:24:50,390 --> 02:24:52,630
Voila. Like that? Just like that.

485
02:24:53,000 --> 02:24:54,920
We have our ticket. You have your
ticket.

486
02:24:58,020 --> 02:25:02,200
What's everyone standing around for?

487
02:25:02,680 --> 02:25:05,420
I'm glad you're all here. I got a big
announcement to make.

488
02:25:05,700 --> 02:25:07,720
I got a new sponsor for today's show.

489
02:25:09,660 --> 02:25:12,280
Tony's Trumpet Emporium. Guess what you
sold me?

490
02:25:13,200 --> 02:25:15,260
Blow it, and you'll taste the
difference.

491
02:25:16,180 --> 02:25:17,180
Good, huh?

492
02:25:17,240 --> 02:25:18,700
Huh, guys? Yeah, right.

493
02:25:19,120 --> 02:25:20,120
What?

494
02:25:20,580 --> 02:25:21,580
What?

495
02:25:28,750 --> 02:25:32,030
I think I'm going to have to make you
WKRP's senior sales manager.

496
02:25:35,970 --> 02:25:36,970
Wait a minute.

497
02:25:37,050 --> 02:25:38,790
I am the senior sales manager.

498
02:25:39,510 --> 02:25:40,510
Andy!